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Anti-crisis cat ROSTA windows


Anti-crisis cat ROSTA windows
*ROSTA – Rossijskoje Telegrafnoje Agentstvo – Telegraphic Agency of Russia
In the Russian language the abbreviation ROSTA sounds like the Russian word "growth"

Never damp melancholy with valerian –

Work – and let the sadness back off



Why, lie idle on the sofa –

Catch the mice, have a reat later!



Can’t see actual prospects –

Get an a roof, you can see it better from there!



Have much free time?

Make sure that wife will become mother again!



There’s houseful of children already –

Love her but use a condom.



Why, playing false –

Read books, be true.



Used to fumble about a mouse hole for the boss?

Make your home clean now!



Is your fridge empty?

Never mind! Grow vegetables of your own!



Want a worthy business?

Reduce costs, save more!



No job at sight?

Go find @, use Internet!



Don’t give a damn about crisis.

Be a hero. That’s all! Finale.





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                          Site Cats & Dreams features a collection of posters, images, drawings and illustrations by the Belarusian artist Sergey Stelmashonok. Sergey has been illustrating articles in different newspapers and magazines for many years but his main passion is depicting cats. Each and every cat in his images is special. Take a look and enjoy.