Anti-crisis cat ROSTA windows

*ROSTA – Rossijskoje Telegrafnoje Agentstvo – Telegraphic Agency of Russia
In the Russian language the abbreviation ROSTA sounds like the Russian word "growth"

Never damp melancholy with valerian –

Work – and let the sadness back off



Why, lie idle on the sofa –

Catch the mice, have a reat later!



Can’t see actual prospects –

Get an a roof, you can see it better from there!



Have much free time?

Make sure that wife will become mother again!



There’s houseful of children already –

Love her but use a condom.



Why, playing false –

Read books, be true.



Used to fumble about a mouse hole for the boss?

Make your home clean now!



Is your fridge empty?

Never mind! Grow vegetables of your own!



Want a worthy business?

Reduce costs, save more!



No job at sight?

Go find @, use Internet!



Don’t give a damn about crisis.

Be a hero. That’s all! Finale.